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WRITTEN IN MY HEART’S OWN BLOOD. TO MY LOVE

When next you knock on my door, I will stop whatever I was doing, shout out a breathless…”Coming.” Hastily tidy up…spray a quick whiff of lavender into the air, plaster onto my face my best its-so-nice-seeing-you smile and rush to welcome you in my love. That is what I will do.

I will hold your hands and pull you into the room, then envelope you in a hug-so-tight-it-leaves-you-breathless-yet-you-feel-so-happy-nibble your ears-lift-you-into-the-air-spin-you-around-set-you-down-and-squeeze-you-some-more kind of hug. I will hang your bag on a peg and usher you to a seat with a humble…”I would have said have a seat but a bed is all there is…so have a bed dear.” That is what I will do.

I will pour you some refreshment…hand it over…tell you to sit proper…and throw myself down beside you…I will rest my head on your lap and breath deeply a heady whiff of your intoxicating body scent…I will be content then…NO…not just yet…I will open up my note book and read you that love note  I have been working on. I will play some soft tunes and sing along to you using my cooking stick as a mic. I will make you laugh. That is what I will do.
When am done making you laugh…I will make you wet. That I will do by first asking for a dance when an especially romantic tune plays. With a bow I will say, “Baby, can I have this dance?” Then I will whisk you around the room taking special care not to step on your toes…I will look you deep in the eye and tell you how irresistible you are. That is what I will do.

And while the song continues to carry us on its rythmic currents…I will push you up against a wall, pressing your body with mine…moulding your soft planes with my hard angles. I will place both hands on your cheeks, tip your head back just a bit and plant a most passionate kiss on your lips. I will kiss the upper lip, suck on the lower, I will bite on it, so gently it won’t hurt. I will run a finger so slow down your spine the motion will leave a tingly feeling sneaking up that shapely spine. Meanwhile I will be kissing that spot on your neck that has a pulse. Then I will lift you up and carry you to my bed. That is what I will do.

We will tumble down together, wherehence I will reach behind you to unclasp your bra. Thereafter I will lift up your top and expose the sensual promontories of your bust. I will love your boobs with my eyes…and then I will love them with my hands…But before that, I will make sure to get an eyeful, for remembrance…to keep me warm in future cold nights. After I get that eyeful, a handfull will suffice…I will grasp them both, feel their silky softness, their hot readiness. I will explore them…tease…careress…and just when your nipples get brazenly erect, I will take each into my mouth and savour their tangy taste like so many lolipops. That is what I will do.

And whilst I continue to discover the pleasures of and encumbent. I will slide down my hands behind you to grab your ass…Now don’t get me wrong, there is holding, there is grasping, there is handling, and there is grabbing. And grabbing is what I will do.
Thereafter I will careress your legs from the knees up. I will spread them open to get to your moist inner thighs…I will move up so slow you will be wishing to speed up my hands…to get my hands up there faster. And then I will get there and you will be wishing I never leave. I will rub you through your moist pant…I will hold on to you as surely as any olympian has ever held his gold medal. That is what I will do.

And just when your river of pleasure is ready to burst its banks. I will slip a finger into the pant and hold your leash. And then I will commence my dance…symalteanously rubbing the leash and penetrating a finger into your silky wetness. Slowly at first…then faster and faster. And as pleasure mounts, I will unwrap you…throw aside the wrapping, open up your legs…push your thighs apart and suck on your center of pleasurisation. I will tease it with my tongue, flick my tongue on and in it…and then we will unleash the beast on it. I will use it to rub your wetness…And then I will endevour to usher you to the utmost crest of love. This is what I will do.

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The Human Female.

DISCLAIMER; The comparison in this article is fabricated, done according to the present state of mind the author is in. That said, the contents of this piece/article cannot/will not be used against him at any future convenience. Proximity to real human beings is entirely coincidental and cannot/will not be blamed on Author.

The human female is a creature that defies reason and logic. All my life I have studied and observed animals in their natural habitats. I have done this in an attempt to better understand the human female’s motivations and character traits.

I have studied the cat. The closest character trait the cat shares with the human female, I must say, is it’s tendency to reveal its nails just when you thought you could trust it, scratching and sabotaging all that is good and whole in its immediate vicinity.

I have observed the Peacock. I have studied the Giraffe. The Lioness. The Arachnid. The Tick. Even the Mosquito. All these animals, after a fashion, share character traits with the human female. Yet after much study and consultation I have discovered one thing. All the mentioned animals follow some natural order, ultimately they can be understood. Not so the human female.

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The human female, I now know, follows no pre-ordained order. She is impulsive, unpredictable, incorrigible, obtrusive, petty, overly prone to misdirection and impossible to please. What you think she will do she does not. What you think she won’t do she does. The things she does are not the things she should do and the things she should do she doesn’t do.

The study also showed that the human female cares only and above all for herself. She cannot love for she understands not the concept of love. Everything she expects to revolve around her. It’s all about her or it’s not about anything. Therefore and as a result the love she claims she has is a covertly planted seed of intricate planning and subjugation that in the end will benefit one and one person alone…the human female.

In addition, the human female hides under a manipulatively constructed façade of “weaker sex” She parades herself unrepentantly as dainty, fragile and is evasive to all things that require brawn, muscle and hard work if she can avoid it. So while the man strives desperately in a bid to appear manly and eligible to the…(you guessed right) human female, she on the other hand is submerged in devious plots of gossip, betrayal, corruption, brazenly exposed fraud and all other kinds of fuckery meant to make man’s existence a living hell.

She pretends to be misunderstood yet continues to lie about herself at every turn. How will we understand that which we don’t really know and of which our knowledge is based on lies?

She acts all heartbroken when she is the victim of rejection yet gives not a thought to the hundreds she has rejected herself.

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She says all men are dogs yet she sings the universal human female dinge… “Bad boys are no good. Good boys are no fun.” She can’t make up her mind.

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She thinks men are lucky to be with her yet stops not to consider, even for a second, whether she is the lucky one to be with the said men.

The human female continues to defy reason, and studies into her mannerisms are inconclusive at best. Maybe she will never be completely understood. Maybe it can’t be done. But who said we shouldn’t try?

At the moment, as a result of my study, I see past all the miserably ineffective pretensions of human females…past the batting eyelashes meant to distract, through the moist eyes meant to deceive, I see past the exposed bosom meant to capture the eye and shoot straight past the wiggling derriere meant to bewitch. I see past all these to the darker side. I can’t be lied to…I can’t be distracted. I see the human female for what she truly is…a manipulative, dangerous as fuck creature that if not duly studied and out played, can cause the worst of catastrophes.

Till next time. It’s Bujabs the philosopher.

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ELDORET TOWN …THE COLD, THE HOMELESS AND THE PROSTITUTES

No one’s worse is worst.” Bujabs Dennis.

Eldoret town, better known as the city of champions is home to some of the world’s greatest track athletes. The likes of Vivian Cheruiyot, David Rudisha, Ezekiel Kemboi and Eliud Kipchoge just to name a few. But the home of champions isn’t home to champions alone, or so I have come to learn after staying in the town for a little over two years now. Living in Eldoret is a lesson in humility, perseverance, determination and strength against all odds. I say this because a walk through the streets of Eldoret is a walk through the grimy and brazenly exposed murk of poverty and struggle…the lowliest state a human being can endure is endured by many in Eldoret each and every day.

I write this article because I must, in addition I write it to educate the blissfully ignorant people living in every corner of the world that what they take for granted in their lives are blessings of a magnitude they could only comprehend by witnessing abject dissolution and poverty. I write to enlighten…to motivate and most of all to remind everyone that your situation isn’t the worst there is…trust me…it can be much worse. And the best way to figure that out…is to take a walk through the streets of Eldoret as you read this article. Walk and read, walk and learn. Walk and be grateful.

THE COLD

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Eldoret town exists at an altitude of 7000 feet. Now it goes without saying that such an altitude is cold. But then the word cold is relative…so I’ll be more circumspect. Eldoret generally has hot days and cold nights. By cold nights I mean shiver inducing, goose-bump growing, teeth rattling, dick-shrinking, blanket-penetrating, you-cannot-sleep-without-socks-on-plus-a-marvin-plus-two-blankets-or-alternatively-with-one-hot-as-fuck-lady-type of cold. That’s how cold the cold nights in Eldoret get.
And yet as cold as that…people sleep outside. Yes…people. Human beings with bipedal mannerisms. That said…thank god you own a bed, or your parents bought you one. Because your nights are warm. Some people aren’t as lucky.

THE HOMELESS

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Our earliest childhood memories, those that steer us, are grounded on home. The people who remain most important to us are those we share home with. It follows therefore that our deepest affections, our base, our sense of belonging and community, the very foundation upon which we build our lives…gravitates around a home structure.
Without it we are reeds floating in the sea, lacking a sense of direction…lacking an anchor and lacking continuity because it knows not where it goes. Yet millions all over the world are without a home.

Every day on my way home from work, I witness abject poverty in the homeless street families that line the streets of Eldoret. Most often than not, these same families are invalids…the result of accidents or sicknesses. Their state is absolute misery.
The only familiarity they know is familiarity to hunger. The only companions they have are the weather elements under which they are exposed day and night. By day they suffer the noon day sun and by night they endure the cold without bed or bedding. Such is their life.
THE PROSTITUTES

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I never really understood prostitution until I came to Eldoret. I knew the definition…and I saw prostitution on Hollywood movies and the like. But the reality of the trade escaped me because I hadn’t interacted or met any prostitutes. My ignorance didn’t last….
We all know what prostitution is…or we think we do. But do we really?

Do you understand the gravity? Could you explain the desperation that causes one to take to the streets for the purposes of selling their virtue more often than not for a pittance?
To be honest, the money doesn’t even come into the equation for me. It is the act of vending your essentials to complete strangers, without regard to self or to the state of the stranger. Because like in all businesses that deal with consumers, the customer is boss. So whether said customer is as smelly as a rabid dog, or uglier than a combination of machete and lady Brianne of tarth…the prostitute can’t refuse to sell. The reality of the trade is dark, and cold and dangerous and painful.

I see them each night. Paraded along the darkest streets of Eldoret. Young girls as beautiful as summer roses. Girls as young as sixteen. Going about their trade… whether it is because of poverty or desperation I will never know. All I know is to be grateful for each and every thing I once took for granted.

Home, hot food, sweaters, blankets, beds and mattresses.

MORE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS FROM THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS.

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The tallest building is still under construction.
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An aerial shot of Eldi.
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Zion Mall. Where I go to work.
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MOST OF US

If you want a man to be great, put him where the fight is bitterest. He will either die and be forgotten. Or he will come into himself and become legend. (Bujabs Dennis)

 

We find ourselves in this world by no choosing of our own. We are here, and here we must stay…for a while at least. Before we depart for the unknown as is the fate of each and every man who sets foot here. The most important thing therefore, is the legacy we live for our children and for those that will outlive us. “How will they remember us?” That is the question we must endeavor to answer.

MOST OF US DO NOT CARE FOR THE LEGACY THEY WILL LEAVE BEHIND.

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The truth of the matter is, most of us don’t give a butt how they will be remembered. For them life is simple. They live for the fun…they live for the moment, most of all they live for themselves. But such is their choice. And who am I to judge, I say live and let live.

MOST OF US WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED.

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If truth be said, then most of us will be forgotten the moment our caskets hit the dirt and the grave is covered. Heroes and warriors of lore the likes of Alexander and Spartacus died ages ago…and sad though it may be…the truth is most of us live mundane lives…most of are born in a normal setting to normal parents. Raised in a normal home, schooled using the normal curriculum. Most of us finish school and get normal jobs…then marry normal spouses…lead normal boring married lives…die normal deaths…and are not remembered at all. But who am I to judge…I say live and let live.

MOST OF US CARE ABOUT OUR LEGACY BUT ARE TOO COWARDLY TO SEIZE OUR POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT.

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Yes…most of us dream… Almost all of us want to be great. But want is not the same as need. And in this case as in many others, need trumps want. Sadly…dreams will always remain dreams. If you really want to be remembered…grab your manhood. (Sorry ladies.) Push out your chest and go out and seize your glory.
All heroes of legend are men and women who stepped out of their comfort zones. Men and women who dared to achieve that which everyone else deemed impossible. And in achieving it…they became a standard after which everyone aspires.
But to those of us who are too cowardly to stake a claim for themselves… I say, live and let live. After all, who am I to judge?

MOST OF US ARE FOOLHARDY. WE THINK A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN.

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No such thing will happen. No greatness is achieved without struggle. If it were so…all of us would be great. No…greatness is achieved through sweat…and bone breaking struggle. Through several failed attempts. Through hundreds of rejections, underestimation, hate, and plain servitude. That is what it means to be a legend.
And for the sake of posterity…. I will define the term. Not in the conventional terms. But as I see it. A legend is he who pushes through the murk, through the unbelief of self and peers…and against all odds, surpasses that which everyone else though his potential.
But for those foolhardy enough to think a miracle may happen along the way to push them through the massed ranks of competition to the pinnacle of greatness. Who am I to judge? I say live and let live.

MOST OF US ARE NOT THE STUFF OF LEGENDS.

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Not everyone can be great. Because others must lead while others follow…. And if that were not the way…then who would the leader lead?
We admire greatness because only a few can and may be great. Most of us are destined to sit in the sidelines to watch others become great. Maybe even to help them along the way…. But to remain forever behind.
And to those that are not what legends are made of…who am I to judge? I say live and let live.
In conclusion… life was given us…and live it we must. But as we live it…lets live the best we can live. And as for Bujabs Dennis…. I will never be most of us.

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RAW AMBITION

Never stop wanting what you want. (Bujabs Dennis)

At this time…a young man someplace stands in the rain. The icy prickles of the rain his only companion. Reminding him of that which he would give anything to forget. That he is human. He stands in the rain…and dreams about the future. Hoping with everything he holds dear, that it is one worth living.

Else-wise, all the strife would have been for naught. And that, according to him, is just fucked up. He contemplates that which he doesn’t want to think about…that which he has no power over. What if the future isn’t bright…he doesn’t even want to think it. But think it he must. And if after everything he’s been through that happens to be the case. Well, that would be fucked up in all kinds of fuckery.

Because the truth is…the young man has been through a lot. And every once in a while he sits down and curses by all the curses he’s learnt. He stands and dances all the dances he remembers. Sings all the songs in his head and prays the only prayer he knows. “God, please don’t fuck me up. Please do not fuck me up.”

He does all these things, not because he is in any way mad. And not because he is a fool. No, the young man is no fool. He does this things…in an attempt to understand…to make sense of the fuckery that is his life.

The young man is no fool. Neither is he an idiot. Indeed all the things you think he is. He is not. What he is…is desperate. He neeeeeds to understand, he needs his question answered. “Why? Why not him? Why not now?” These are the questions that refuses to leave his head.

The young man has tried. And continues to try…to be the best version of himself. He figures that if he works true…he must succeed. Till then he will do everything, anything… to get his fuck on. Because he has realized one thing, his life depends on it. And with it the meaning of it.

The future cannot afford not to be bright. Not for the young man. He will fight every fight. Run every race…hell, he will beg and lie and steal and fuck and plead. He will do these things and more…. So if you know what’s right for you…you will stay out of his way.

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I am your number one fan.

Sometimes life treats you in ways you would be completely justified to call mistreatment. Why? The things you want so bad don’t seem to be coming your way anytime soon. And the worst part of it all is, no matter how much you try…nobody seems to notice. Nobody appreciates the enormous amount of effort you put in. Well, if you can relate to these words. If in any way they resonate with you…then am here to tell you… The night gets dark before it gets darker. Hell it gets darker before it gets darkest but even the darkest night must dawn.
I know you are trying, trying is an understatement. And even though it don’t seem like it right now. You are a champion in waiting.

 

IF YOU RISE TO YOUR FEET EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU FALL

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How many auditions you been to…all to no avail? How many times have you left home to attend an interview, smiling as bright as the noon day sun… and still you can’t seem to land that job you need so much?

So you feel your singing dream is a waste of time because it’s so hard to be a professional these days amidst millions chasing the same dream. Maybe you’ve been told the music industry is full of cons and cheats and to make it out of the murk is an effort that even at the best of times rarely comes to fruition.

Maybe you want to be doctor, or engineer…the problem is you cannot imagine where the money is going to come from. You put your head down and think…and think…but thinking never raised no money before. And now you feel like giving up. You tell yourself not everyone is a doctor and maybe that career path wasn’t meant for you. Yet fire burns in your heart and as usual you refuse to give up. You tell yourself you will find a way.
The way of a warrior is in finding a way. There is no shortcut to success. But succeed you will. If you want it real bad. And I am your number one fan.

 

IF YOU DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN THE BEST.

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The strongest human beings on planet earth are single mothers. Forced by circumstances to play two roles at once. That of father and mother.

Her name is Naomi…she is a nurse at a local hospital near the rented one bed-roomed shack she calls home. She has five children. All of school going age. Two just finished high school and are looking to her to pay their university tuition fees. Her eldest, Ruth just delivered twins. More mouths to feed.

Naomi’s monthly paychecks are full of subtractions. And if the pattern continues her net salary may just go into the negative. She now borrows loans from one bank to pay her loans in other banks. And the circle doesn’t look to be ending soon. Why would it end when her husband, now dead for five years isn’t likely to resurrect and come to her rescue.
The balancing act she does is starting to affect her health. She now suffers from ulcers and the occasional bout of coughing. She has committed no crime. She is just a mother looking out for her children.

And I am her number one fan.

 

IF YOUR DREAM IS YOUR EVERYTHING.

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They say, expect nothing and you won’t be disappointed. Expectations, after all, only breed disappointment. Well damn them all, I say. Expect nothing and you will get nothing.

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His name is Moses. He is eighteen years old and all he wants in life is to be famous doing what he loves…dancing. His parents think his dance a waste of time so nowadays he doesn’t dance in the living room. His friends tell him that dance is the most competitive and least rewarding art in the world. They don’t understand him at all.
See everyone thinks Moses is dancing to compete with other dancers. But no. Moses is dancing because he is in love with the music. His whole universe is in sync when his favorite music genre comes on. He forgets everything when he steps on stage to dance. To Moses, not to dance is not to live. Life is dance and dance is life.
So no matter how many times he gets punished by his drunkard of a father. No matter how many times his friends tell him otherwise. Moses has vowed to dance.

And I am his number one fan.
In summary. My name is Bujabs Dennis and my word to you is. Do what you do because no one else will do it for you. And in whichever way you pursue your dream. So long as you are pursuing that dream. Bring it on. I am your number one fan.

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Kisumu City; The heat, the girls and the mosquitoes.

Yesterday I was in Kisumu. That’s a beautiful lakeside city in Nyanza province, Kenya. The roads are filled with bodabodas and Matatus. Both being affordable means of transportation for the larger population that for various reasons cannot afford their own vehicular means. Being in Kisumu, like any city reminded me that life is bigger than any one man. I mean, what better way to broaden your perspective than to stand in a city street and just watch as hundreds and hundreds of strangers’ stream by you. People you have never met and will in all likelihood never meet ever again, chasing that elusive self-actualization, each in his own way. But that is neither here nor there, life was given us and live it we must.

Kisumu is the third largest city in Kenya, with a population of approximately half a million, give or take. The number doesn’t seem that much considering Nairobi, the capital city whose population has sky rocketed in recent years to near five million. Still, a visit to Kisumu will reveal that the number is substantial. This article is one man’s story of his experience and observations. This man, Bujabs Dennis is a writer, a lover of life, art and women. Dig in.

THE HEAT

I arrived in Kisumu at noon. My immediate reaction to the naked noon day sun was to shield my eyes, crunch my brow, swallow some spit, spit it out and with enormous agency, seek shade. The heat in Kisumu is unforgiving, ruthless, relentless, searing and unyielding in its intensity. At least during the noon day period. The sun continues to scorch until well past 1500 hours.

And with the heat comes the dust. Dust that penetrates, infiltrates, suffocates and correlates with the ensuring body sweat in an annoying symphony of hateful suffering. If one P.M should find you in Oginga odinga street. The main street of Kisumu. I swear you would give anything, including your virginity for a bath. It’s that hot.
But it’s not all bad. Sweating is healthy…all the filthy, grimy, greasy, body waste comes out so when you shower later you are left feeling healthy, invigorated and happy. Trust me. That’s Kisumu for you.
THE GIRLS.

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Damn me to heaven and back. The ladies are fine in Kisumu city. And that’s fine with a capital F and an exclamation mark. If any normal young man whose loins are firing with the juices of sex starved lustiness made a sojourn to the lakeside city, he would do like I did. Do a jig on the street and sing in praise of the girl paradise that is the city by the lake.

My people, I saw big bouncing booty. Voluptuous booty. Small jutting booty. Just right for holding booty. Please just grab me booty. You know you want to spank me booty. I love that you are looking booty. You can’t look away booty and I know what you are thinking booty. As if that was not enough, I faced optical torture in the extreme. I witnessed heavy boobs. Brave boobs. Achingly swollen boobs. Brazenly exposed boobs. Burgeoning boobs. Eager boobs. Full boobs. Honey soft boobs. Plumb boobs. Thrusting boobs.

The beautiful diversity mixed with the color variety would make any man divorce his wife. Or seriously consider divorce. I saw ebony lasses. Honey brown lasses with just the right pinch of the color. Black ladies burned by the sun into goddesses of the sun. I saw Muslim ladies in Hi-jabs that did nothing to hide that figure of wonder. You know what am talking about? You do.

If you are a man anywhere in the world. Trust me, you want to visit Kisumu. Trust me. You want to.

 

THE MOSQUITOES

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A night in Kisumu is a lesson. A lesson in types of mosquitoes. Maybe the reason mosquitoes are so many in Kisumu is because…duh! The second largest fresh water lake in the world sits just right there on the suburbs. All mosquitoes are descendent from that place.

I say this because there are gold digger mosquitoes in Kisumu, they just want to mine that blood. There are socialite mosquitoes who want the attention. Why else would they spend the entire night going zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in and around your head? There are obese mosquitoes, drunk from the blood of unsuspecting idiots, Oh sorry, human beings. There are slim, malnourished mosquitoes looking to get into the blood. There are dons and crime bosses that sit back and delegate the biting to lesser minions.

There is even some mosquitoes from the ghetto that do their biting in the lesser estates. The big affluent ones do their biting in high society.

The good news is, rarely are anopheles mosquitoes found in Kisumu. You know, the ones that transmit Malaria.

That’s that. For the best in sunshine, girls and mosquitoes. Visit Kisumu. Am out.

 

More GIRLS from kisumu

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More sights and sounds from kisumu city

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2000 AND LATE

The year is 2016 AD. I need not say that, but I say it…I say it so the foundation is set. I say it so that when I go on to say the things I have to say. I will already have said the thing I should have said to begin with.

Now more than ever humanity is tested. All of us subscribe to the ideology that animals (humans) become wiser as they age. At least that is what we have been led to believe, (Even though I know some fifteen year olds who thanks to technology, know much more than their seventy year old grandparents.)

And if that is the case. Then 2000 years and some change have come and gone. And we should be the wiser for it. The past after all, should form the foundation for the future. And the future should be made better avoiding the mistakes of the past. So if you still do the things I am about to say, just know…and know it true. You are 2000 and late.
IF YOU ARE A MAN WHO STILLS MOLEST WOMEN

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This right here is 2000 and late.

In this century. Why?! Women are such nice creatures…most of the time. Why should you, (a man. Who should know better) raise your hands against such caring, loving, gentle people.
Women are just that, women. The female species of the human race. Noticed I said FEMALE species and not the lesser species of the human race. Because in all fairness, women are just like us…but without dicks and balls. They are humans who go through life with the same struggle, the same expectations and the same disappointments.
And honestly, these days I know the truth. A truth I hadn’t taken time to observe in the past, one that is true as sunshine. Women are stronger than men, in all things except the physical.
To the men reading this, instead of painting men everywhere in a bad light by taking arms to your woman. Appreciate her for the awe-inspiring creature that she is. Enough said.
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Love is not illegal.

Honestly, humanity in all the 2000 years of trial and error should have realized by now what a humongous mistake this is. Marriage is hard enough as it is…without going and forcing two people who don’t love one another into it.
It’s backward. It’s outdated. Its bastardy. It’s barbaric. It’s like absolute imprisonment. Only the imprisoned are not guilty. Now we all know marriage is imprisonment. But at least when a couple chooses to go into it on their own accord, the choice is theirs to live with.

So to parents out there. The person your son/daughter chooses to imprison themselves with all their life is none of your concern, unless of course you will be sharing a bedroom with the two idiots. If not…then STAY OUT OF IT.
The practice of so and so is the best match for our child is 2000 and late.

 

IF YOU ARE A LAZY SLUGGARD WAITING TO INHERIT YOUR PARENTS WEALTH

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Being rich is not bad. What is bad is being stupid about it.

Your parents are hard workers who through luck or determination or a mixture of both have attained a measure of wealth and provided for you a comfortable life. Something not every child gets. A good home, which your moronic brain convinces you that you have a claim on so that you lock “your bedroom” door every time you are out and declare it an out-of-bounds environ which even your parents (the owners of the house) have to knock on to gain admittance. The best education they could afford, in the process you never lacked for pocket-money, new uniform every year, text books and a trunk load of shopping every term. The clothing you desire so you are the envy of your peers. Luxuries like phones, tablets, laptops and in some cases even a car.

And what do you do. You spend your every waking moment dreaming about the real estate you will own when your parents pass on. The assets that will pass on to you. And the trust fund you can’t wait to get your hands on.
If having read that you realize you fit the bill and are guilty as charged. My friend I have nothing to say to you. Hopefully you realize the irony in your actions. Actions I must say are 2000 and late.

 

IF YOU ARE A LADY WAITING ON A MAN TO BAIL YOU OUT.

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Ladies…my favorite people on the planet. Listen closely, I needs talk to you. You are the most beautiful creatures on earth. That much is true. I mean no antelopes, or gazelles, or zebras, or giraffes or peacocks compare to the unabashed beauty that is the human female.
And yet that is where my praise stops.
Your beauty isn’t meant to buy you passage through life. NO, NO, NO and NO. Your beauty is meant to be cherished by one man whom YOU choose and whom YOU deem worthy. NOT and I repeat NOT any man whose wallets are deep enough to buy you a gift.
That’s like reducing your value to the value of the gift in question. Is your vagina worth a phone, or a few thousand shillings?
I’ll leave it at that. You decide.

 

IF YOU STILL DISCRIMINATE ALONG RELIGIOUS/TRIBAL LINES.

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In the end, we are all human.

The world is big. And so are the ideologies therein, the diversity and the ways of life.
If you are born a Christian, or a Muslim or a Buddhist for that matter. Better yet, if you are born black or white or yellow…what makes you think you are better than anyone else. Did you choose to be born where you were born? Did you choose to be born how you were born?

If both the answers to these questions are no…then the matter is solved.
No one person is better than any other in lieu of nationality or tribe or religion. We become better through our determination. Our strength in the face of odds. Our love for what is right and just. Our loyalty to family and our achievements through merit.
That is how we become better.
IF YOU STILL CALL OTHER PEOPLE UGLY.

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I say again…Beauty is not merited.

I fail to understand how someone can call someone ugly as though it is their fault they look the way they look. Beauty is not merited. Show me a person who did something good before they were born to merit good looks and I will show you a dragon.
We are born the way we are born, period. And if you find yourself a tad good-looking, thank your lucky stars because that is all it is…LUCK.

And before you call somebody else ugly…think on this…you don’t know how your child will look. And what if they look good…life is unpredictable…they might meet with some accident and end up looking like the backside of a gorilla.
Don’t call people ugly. That habit is 2000 and late.

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How she picks up your call says a lot..

The phone really has made life easier. To say any different would be to lie. To lie as surely as the man who said honesty is the best policy. But that is up for debate and is neither here nor there.

I could argue and win that the biggest beneficiary of the phone after the cooperate world is romance. That said, it doesn’t mean the fruits of the phone are all good and righteous as the petticoats of one Virgin Mary. It only means the good outweigh the bad. But since am not here to debate petticoats, I will start from the beginning and move to the end, and then I will stop.

And now I have sunk to the petticoat…sorry…crux of the matter.

And like most things, or indeed all things; it boils down to girls. Girls are often the nexus of subjects. From why Neil Armstrong went to the moon to the reason Barrack Obama became president. Everything…and I mean everything. Boils down to girls. If they are not causing it, they are influencing it.
And on the phone as in the bedroom, the devil is in the detail. Sorry, I meant to say…the girls are in the detail.

THOSE THAT PICK UP ON THE SECOND RING

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Some girls you call and before the phone actually rings. Okay…that is taking it too far. As the phone starts to ring, they pick up and talk to you as though you wanted to announce to them they won a lottery. These are the ones that care about you… the best part of their day is when they talk to you and they will not shy from letting you know that truth.

In those times that through some devilish interference they miss your call. They will call back as soon as they are able to tell you how much they regret missing your call and “What is it you wanted to say. Or maybe you just missed me like I miss you? Is everything good at your end, and I really miss you…Oh my gosh, I said that already…and I had a long day…and am so happy to be talking to you right now…blah blah blah, ending in a deliciously said I love you”

So now you know. If you have such a girl in your life. Call her back…as a matter of fact…love her back.
THOSE THAT NEVER CALL BACK

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Sometimes you are talking to a girl over the phone and you run out of credit. I mean, that happens. It’s part of life…and since your dad doesn’t work at the telephone company. The lass should put two and two together and call you back. I mean, isn’t common sense common. Then why is that so difficult for ladies to figure out. I mean, who said to call is the preserve of men alone.

That said, if am talking to you like… “Hey, I think am thinking about you. Do you think you are as sweet as you look? I really want to get close to you and to know you in the proce….and CUT! I run out of credit.

Damn girl, be good enough. Be sensible enough to call me BACK.

 

THOSE THAT DON’T PICK UP AT ALL

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So why did you give me your number then. These are the types of women who make me want to be the prosecutor at the Hague. So I can try their sorry asses for naked violation of romance. Why? Because I call and for the first time she doesn’t pick I give a rational… “Maybe her phone is in the other room.”

I call again, and again I give a rational… “Maybe her phone is in silent mode so she doesn’t hear it ringing.” But since phones that are in silent mode vibrate, I call again and still I give a rational… “Maybe she is occupied, class or work or something.”

And so for the second last time… I call later on and still I stand up for the devil in a skirt. “Maybe she is in the bathroom.” And then after an hour (Because who bathes for more than an hour?) I call back and this time when she doesn’t pick up… I GIVE UP.

And if you this type of girl…once I give up and delete your number….never call me back. (Because you will draw me in with your devilish charm and the process will repeat.)

 

THOSE THAT PICK UP BUT LET YOU DO ALL THE TALKING

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Sup girl, don’t you have a mouth. And don’t you run it all over the place and to the Rio Olympics and win the 100 meters men sprint like one bolt with it when you are gossiping about Cristiano Ronaldo’s abs and Chris browns dance moves. So then, why is it that when I call, this happens?

Me: Hey you.
You: Hey
Me: How are you?
You: Good
Me: I see you in the future and you look so much better than you do right now.
You: What?
Me: Never mind.
You: Ok (In a murmur)
Me: What?
You: What?
Me: Good night then.
You: Night.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! That has to be the most depressing telephone conversation ever. And because of that… I won’t call you back.

 

Ladies and gentlemen…mostly the gentlemen reading this… I don’t need to summarize this article for you, now do I? Okay, okay….I will.

Cherish those who pick up your calls, laugh with those who laugh at your jokes, call those who love talking to you and love those who call you back.

And to everyone else…adopt my award-winning adage. (It hasn’t won any award yet…but…you never know) It says… I WILL NOT CALL YOU BACK.

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I CHOOSE LOVE

Two o’clock (On the dot) yesterday found me standing dispassionately at a certain corner. Hoping with all the hope at my disposal that she would show. There I was, immaculately polished. Astute as usual and impertinent as shit. I was waiting for a damsel. A girl as slippery as she is attractive. (Sigh) Alas, she never came. Due to a ratiocination beyond my comprehension. She chose not to honor the pact we had, to meet at that time and in that certain corner. She stood me up.

My initial reaction after the obvious feelings of anger and naked betrayal was one of revenge. That’s right. You read right. I wanted revenge. And by that I mean I wished for an occasion, chance and the power to do the same to somebody else.

See, for me it’s all about perspective. For instance; picture the following scenario. You have no job. And by chance you apply for a choice position in an organization and happen upon a job interview. One meant to take place say… tomorrow. Nothing short of grievous bodily harm would keep you away from attending said interview. Point in case, the interview is important to you. So much so because it has the potential to change your life.

The same can be said for relationships. If somebody thinks you are significant. If they think you are crucial…they will make time for you. No matter what. And so when I was stood up I got to thinking… “She doesn’t think much of me. Not really. I don’t feature high enough in her list of priorities. If that wasn’t so…she would be here.”

And then I got to thinking. “Well, right now I don’t think much of me as well. I would stand me up.” See am that guy who prides himself in facing adversity head on. I aspire to be honest with myself and with others. But mostly with and to myself.

And so I got to thinking. “I have nothing much to offer to nobody else. To be honest. I have nothing to offer to myself right now.” And please don’t take this for self-pity. It isn’t. I prefer to call it self-evaluation.

And so I thought. “Circumstances are never permanent. And that means my current situation will change. It has to. I am working towards changing it.”

And in that moment, there was nothing I wanted so much as to be in a position to stand somebody up. I promised myself that I would work hard to make it come to fruition. That one day, when my financial situation was a tad weighty. I would stand somebody up.
Just to be clear though. I am not that kind of guy. That feeling was reflex. Promulgated by what had happened.

I collected myself and my hurt feelings and went home. Suffice to say, those feelings of hurt and revenge stayed with me for a while. And then like magic my head cleared and I got to thinking. “So what if you actually make some money in the future and stand somebody up? What would you gain? How would that experience build you as a person?”

See. Love isn’t easy. Love is the most complicated pleasure man has devised. Men want women. Women want men. But both of them pretend they don’t want let alone need each other. Men don’t know which women they want. Women don’t know what they want. And everyone involved doesn’t trust anyone else involved. That in essence is the situation we find ourselves in.

Still I choose to choose love.

I choose love because I have experienced it. I choose love because I saw it in Diana’s love letter. I choose love because I felt it in Rinah’s company. I choose love because I had it in Winnie’s embrace. I choose love because Lily loved me. I choose love because love is the best thing that ever happened to me.

I will live and love. I will live in love. So what if I suffer and hurt in search of love. I know the way I know the beating of my heart that I will find it.