DISCLAIMER; The comparison in this article is fabricated, done according to the present state of mind the author is in. That said, the contents of this piece/article cannot/will not be used against him at any future convenience. Proximity to real human beings is entirely coincidental and cannot/will not be blamed on Author.
The human female is a creature that defies reason and logic. All my life I have studied and observed animals in their natural habitats. I have done this in an attempt to better understand the human female’s motivations and character traits.
I have studied the cat. The closest character trait the cat shares with the human female, I must say, is it’s tendency to reveal its nails just when you thought you could trust it, scratching and sabotaging all that is good and whole in its immediate vicinity.
I have observed the Peacock. I have studied the Giraffe. The Lioness. The Arachnid. The Tick. Even the Mosquito. All these animals, after a fashion, share character traits with the human female. Yet after much study and consultation I have discovered one thing. All the mentioned animals follow some natural order, ultimately they can be understood. Not so the human female.
The human female, I now know, follows no pre-ordained order. She is impulsive, unpredictable, incorrigible, obtrusive, petty, overly prone to misdirection and impossible to please. What you think she will do she does not. What you think she won’t do she does. The things she does are not the things she should do and the things she should do she doesn’t do.
The study also showed that the human female cares only and above all for herself. She cannot love for she understands not the concept of love. Everything she expects to revolve around her. It’s all about her or it’s not about anything. Therefore and as a result the love she claims she has is a covertly planted seed of intricate planning and subjugation that in the end will benefit one and one person alone…the human female.
In addition, the human female hides under a manipulatively constructed façade of “weaker sex” She parades herself unrepentantly as dainty, fragile and is evasive to all things that require brawn, muscle and hard work if she can avoid it. So while the man strives desperately in a bid to appear manly and eligible to the…(you guessed right) human female, she on the other hand is submerged in devious plots of gossip, betrayal, corruption, brazenly exposed fraud and all other kinds of fuckery meant to make man’s existence a living hell.
She pretends to be misunderstood yet continues to lie about herself at every turn. How will we understand that which we don’t really know and of which our knowledge is based on lies?
She acts all heartbroken when she is the victim of rejection yet gives not a thought to the hundreds she has rejected herself.
She says all men are dogs yet she sings the universal human female dinge… “Bad boys are no good. Good boys are no fun.” She can’t make up her mind.
She thinks men are lucky to be with her yet stops not to consider, even for a second, whether she is the lucky one to be with the said men.
The human female continues to defy reason, and studies into her mannerisms are inconclusive at best. Maybe she will never be completely understood. Maybe it can’t be done. But who said we shouldn’t try?
At the moment, as a result of my study, I see past all the miserably ineffective pretensions of human females…past the batting eyelashes meant to distract, through the moist eyes meant to deceive, I see past the exposed bosom meant to capture the eye and shoot straight past the wiggling derriere meant to bewitch. I see past all these to the darker side. I can’t be lied to…I can’t be distracted. I see the human female for what she truly is…a manipulative, dangerous as fuck creature that if not duly studied and out played, can cause the worst of catastrophes.
Till next time. It’s Bujabs the philosopher.